Before
you go any farther, you must take into consideration that this page may
take a while to load so be patient and enjoy all the stuff that dont make
sense on this page. Thank you!
Should
I add a chat room?
Please
inform me it only takes a second to do so.
EVERYTHING
ON THIS PAGE IS NOT MENT TO BE HUMORUS, I MADE IT BECASUE I AM A VERY TROUBLED
LITTLE BOY. SO TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT ANY OF THE THINGS ON THIS PAGE.
WELCOME TO
THE STUPIDIST
PAGE ON THE
INTERNET.
ON THIS SITE, I WILL GIVE
ANSWERS TO LIFES COMPLEXITIES, LIKE
PEEING AGAINST THE WIND.
NOW FOR SOME REALLY STUPIT DOO DOO
CRAP.
click every
pic to make BIG!
THIS IS MY PICTURE:
this is my mom:
THIS IS ALSO MY DAD
my mom is the hairy one
now for a mr.stu cartune
mr.stu
thank you.
now some of you may
think that this page is dumb, well
truthfully its not, it serversd a pourpose. it shows
people that no matter how hard
life can be it will always get worse
no matter how
you look at it.
hey hey if you can read this ther must be somthing wrong with the
page................................................................................dff.asf.....................
THE MOST WONDERFULL TIME IN ANY YOUNGSTERS LIFE. WHEN BOYS AND
GIRLS BECOME CURIOUS ABOUT THER OUTSIDE WORLD, THEY GET INTERESTED IN THE
IN THE OPPISITE SEX OR SAME SEX. THEY GET INTO THINGS THAT UPEN THER PERSONALITY,
LIKE GANGS AND DRUGS. AND THEN THERE IS ALWAYS THAT MOST WONDERFUL MOMENT
THAT EVERY TEENAGER JUST CANT WAIT TILL, THERE FIRST TASTE OF
NOW FOR SOME OF THE MOST STUPIDEST THINGS I EVER
HEARD OF.
1) A BIRD THAT ,
YES IT HAPPEND. MY FRIENDS A WITNESS.
2) A MAN THAT TALKS ABOUT LYING
NAKED ON THE RINKS ICE WITH THE RINKS OWNER. BELIEVE IT! I MET HIM!!!
3)A MAN THAT WALKS DOWN THE OLD
RAILROAD TRACKS WITH HIS PANTS OVER
HIS SHOLDER.
4)A COW THAT WALKS CRISS CROSSES
DOWN THE HIGWAY
WHILE CARS ARE DRIVING BY.
5) A 18-MAN TRICYCLE.
6) THE BACKSTREET BOYS
7) PEEING AGAINST THE WIND
TIME FOR ANOTHER MR.STU CARTUNE
mr.Stu buys a car ->
i cant tell u even if i thought that you were good enough
yo yo yo, hey hey all of those little peep peeps say that you were here
but i cant really tell you... bum bum da da da dumm............balh
i bet you are wondering right now, "hey this page is about
really crappy crap right?? then how come there is
now potatoe juice in it, huh huh?" well for all the people out there that
think that this page is full of starch, i got sommthing to tell
ya its not! PUNKS
ARE REAL PEOPLE TOO. SO, GIVE A HOhereOT,
READ A BOOK!
PICK YOUR
NOSE, PICK YOUR BUM, THEN YOULL
HAVE SOME BUBBEL GUM,
TUH HEE HEE HEE.......
WANNA SEEhere
SOMTHING REALLY
REALLY IDIOTIC?????anotehr MR.Stu Cartune just for you!!!-Mr.Stu
goes driving???????????
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then click hereherehere
-=~ A
TRIBUTE
TO FARTS~=-
A fart is a greeting from
fort
arsehole to signal
the arivial
of big shit!
WILD, WILD
AND WOLLY WILLE. WILD AND WOLLY WILLIE WELCHED
WHEN WAYNE
WORKED WON WAY WHERE
WILLIE WASHED WON WOLTS VAGON. HEY HEY HEY
JUST BECASUE
I DONT THINK
STRAIGHT DOESNT MEAN THAT
YOU GET TO PEEL
THE PEES!!!! GODAMINT!!
5)never ever never fart in a bathroom,
always in public, like the saying goes, "where ever you may be, let your
wind go free."
4) men, when you are going
to meet your girls family, make sure to always
kiss the family
dog. not only is it polite, but u made a friend
for life.
3)being trustworth towards
escaped mental patients that love knives is always a good thing! just dont
make
him crazey.
2)when ever you
fart, always blame it on the biggest guy next to you, about99% of the time
he wont beat the living $%!^ out of ya.
and
the #1 thing you should remember to survive
in this dog eat dog worldhere,
1) NEVER TRY, YOU SEE, IF YOU
TRY AND FAIL YOU WILL FELL LIKE YOU LET EVERYONE DOWN
AND THEN
YOU WILL GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
INTO AN INFESTED POOL OF MONKEY
POOP AND A ALLAGATOR WILL JUMP UP AND
SING TO THE QUEEN OF SHEBA A BED
TIME STORY AND THE CUKECUMBERS WILL THEN ASK YOU
IF YOU CAN SPARE A DIME. IT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO. SO THE MORAL
OF THIS STORY IS, "NEVER TRY"
SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD (looks
like ED is up to his old tricks again, that ED, ha ha ha)RHYME
WITH THE LETTER B. LIKE BABES, BUTTS, BRUSSEL SPROUTS, BILL COSBY, AND
BLINKING
RUNK
THE PUNK, LOST SKUNK, SKUNK RUNK, PUNK
PUNK, SKUNK RUNK THE SKUNK, SKUNK,
SKUNK WHERS RUNK, RUNK THE SKUNK, SKUNK TREE TRUNK, RUNK THE TRUNK, BUNK
SKUNK, SKUNK SKUNK!
poop smells.
WHEN SOMTHING
IN SIDE OF YOU fELLS LIKES IT BREAKING, THAT IS USUALLY A SIGN OF SOMTHING
INSIDE OF YOU BREAKING!
I GOT A JOKE:
(Q)IF BASKETBALL
WASN`T A SPORT, AND
BASEBALL WASN`T
A SPORT, THAN WHAT
WOULD HOCKEY
BE???
(A) A SPORT
(Q)IF 5 FROGS
CROSSED THE ROAD, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN???
(A) NOTHING THEY
WOULD JUMP ACCROSS THE ROAD, AND INTO THE NEAREST FRENCH RESTURANT.
FRENCH TOAST
IN THE MORNING IS LIKE A HAMBURGER AT LUNCH, YOU GET TO EAT BOTH.
Thats it for
now, fill out our lateset form. "The most stupid thing you ever did!"
only the lonely, laaaaaaaaa
laaaaaaaaa......... so soft and still as i go crazy.........who who who
who who.........oh man do i ever feel lazy, tra tra tra tra tra.....................as
i sit still on the hazy.................... lu lu lu lu lu.................
then one maj.....hey how are
you reading this??? if you are reading this you must be some kind of super
freak!!!! wholey mackeral, this meanshere
that if you can read this u can tell what will heappen to me on the 8 sunday
on the 6th month of the 12345356 year of the 676454 equnox on the 75278
hour of the 2864 minute of the 1594233521651265128 second of my life!!!!
wow, you are
REALLY SPECIAL!!
HAVE
YOU EVER
HAD THAT WET FEELING
IN YOU PANTS?? WELL IT IS NOT A
GOOD SIGN, IF
THIS EVER
HAPPENS TO
YOU SHOULD RUN TO THE NEAREST MAN AND ASK
HIM WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS. BECASUE THAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
HEY!!!wet pussys stink,
so never leave your cat outside.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOUR POOP TURNS
GREEN, ITS TIME TO GET SOME HELP.
Time.
Please dont go away. please help us all, to save another day. Time please
help
us shit a way, constapation is not the way...........
THANK
YOU!!
and now for another Mr.Stu cartoon-Mr.Stu goes to hollywood
I LOVE TO PLAY WITH
MY BALLS, WE PLAY VOLLEYBALL WITH THEM. I
ESPECIALLY LIKE TO PLAY
BASEBALL WITH THEM. BUT THE BEST
FUN IS PLAYING RUGBY WITH THEM.
YES I LOVE EVERYONES BALLS!!!!!
"WHEN YOU WERE HIT WITH THAT HAMMER, DID YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN GETTING
DAMAGED?"
JUST BECASUE LIMA BEANS GROW IN
YOUR UNDERWEAR, DOESNT MEAN THAT PIGS ACTUALLY POOP IN THE
FLOWERS
MAN I LOVE FLOWERS, OHH THEY ARE SO SWEET, SO I SAID, HEY BILLY..........
BA BA BA YOUR DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR VISIT, AND
PhereLEASE,
I BEG YOU PLEASE EAT MORE CHEESE!!!
<------hey
look!!! its the
ever happy ED!!!
???????????
<---wipe
that nose kid!
THEN
YOU WILL GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
INTO AN INFESTED POOL OF MONKEY
POOP AND A ALLAGATOR WILL JUMP UP AND
SING TO THE QUEEN OF SHEBA A BED
TIME STORY AND THE CUKECUMBERS WILL THEN ASK YO
U
IF YOU CAN SPARE A DIME. IT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO. SO THE MORAL
OF THIS STORY IS, "NEVER TRY"
RHYME
WITH THE LETTER B. LIKE BABES, BUTTS, BRUSSEL SPROUTS, BILL COSBY, AND
BLINKING 
and now for another Mr.Stu cartoon-Mr.Stu goes to hollywood
